Here Ye Here Ye! Looking for Fathers

Are you currently unemployed and looking for for full time 24/7 365 days a year work.  Well look no further we have a job for you.  Currently receiving applicants for the job title of Father.  Qualified candidates should have a good self-concept of the paternal role in a family setting and a high level of self-esteem.  Such duties may include: diaper changing, feeding, defending from harm, maintenance of proper nutrition, lifelong education of the child/children, reprimanding, counseling of personal matters and having a genuine interest in matters close to the child's heart.  Having love that is unconditional, infinite and without judgement is a must.  Individuals that will be required to raise multiple children should be self-aware that their attention is not solely fixed on one child while the others are neglected.  This job offers no benefits package or monetary compensation.  However, depending on your expertise in the field of fathering you will be handsomely rewarded daily with hugs, kisses, school crafts, smiles, giggles, cuddles and that funny feeling in your chest when you have completed a satisfactory job.  If you believe you have what it takes, than look no further.  Become a Father and enjoy the results of your labors with a lifelong supply of pride and joy.

Why I took Oral Comm

Oral communication was one of my required credits that I am taking for my Urban Forestry degree.  I am excited to take this course to learn about the different and effective ways to communicate an idea or point across to other individuals.  Hopefully it will be effective in the future when dealing with future clients, crew personnel or just plain individuals.  There are many different ways to communicate with people but to be a great communicator you have to know how to properly harness the communication to obtain its full and expected affect.